» The Smallville Wishlist: Everything You've Wanted To See Options

[clooless]

I just popped over to the Supernatural forum, and everyone there (and a few here in the Meet Market thread) are just on different stages of 'OMG!OMG!OMG!Wow!' after seeing the season finale. Everybody is in shock.

I'm so totally jellus. I can't watch SPN, so I want Smallville's season finale to be just as squee-worthy. I want to be going 'OMG!OMG!OMG!' after it's over. And then I want us to all come on over here to the boards and go 'Oh my God! I can't believe they killed off Lana! Wow!'.

Ok, ok. Fat chance. I'll settle for a nice, big, wow-worthy season finale. Please, please? Pretty please?

[DarkPriestess]

I love your reboots, Reynolds and Cyb. My reboot is that everything since the S3 finale and Clark getting sucked into the cave wall is Jarnelle showing the BDA what will happen if he continues down the path of asshattedness. When Smallville finishes, Clark will fall out of the wall to find only a few seconds have passed since he got sucked in. Horrified at the future he has seen Clark will superzip his Dad and Lex to the hospital, all the while deciding to be a better person. When Lex is better the Clex will run away together, as far as possible from Lana, and live happily ever after!

[DarkFeline]

My reboot is very simple: Lana's parents were holding her. And Lois' family now fully understands the tragedy of alcohol poisoning.

I'll settle for a nice, big, wow-worthy season finale.

If we get the Chlark kissI'm wanting, it will be!

This post has been edited by DarkFeline: May 10, 2006 @ 12:57 pm.

[Orestes96]

Reynolds, Cyb, and DarkPriestess, your reboot ideas OWN! I love your Jarnelle showing the BDA the future that springs due to asshatry, DarkPriestess. Very Dickensian! My request for the season finale: Lex with powers can fly. I also want him to pimpslap Clark. I'd rather he do this while not possessed, but I'll take what I can get. Small favors, PTB.

My reboot is very simple: Lana's parents were holding her. And Lois' family now fully understands the tragedy of alcohol poisoning.

HA! I'm still hoping for the day that Lois is involved in a disfiguring accident, has facial recontruction, and leaves town (a la Pam on Dallas).

This post has been edited by Orestes96: May 10, 2006 @ 1:14 pm.

[Durq]

Great reboots, everyone!

I would like an episode that clarifies whether Lionel did or did not kill his parents. It would be cool to see a flashback set in Suicide Slums, with a young Lionel & Morgan Edge. (This being SV, they'd probably be fighting over Lana's grandmother played by KK in yet another bad wig.)

[Orestes96]

I would like an episode that clarifies whether Lionel did or did not kill his parents. It would be cool to see a flashback set in Suicide Slums, with a young Lionel & Morgan Edge.

I think Lionel's confession in Truth sealed the deal for me: he did it. That Bastard! But Great Big Honkin' WORD to wanting a young!Lionel episode, Durq! This idea is one of my biggest wishes! Perhaps we could even see his early days with Lillian and perhaps a too-precious-for-words baby!Lex! But if we are ever shown any of this, I will lose my mind. It would be that.freakin'.awesome. And you know what? I wouldn't mind one bit if they had JG play the part of Lionel in his early twenties. No problem with that whatsoever. Any kind of Luthor backstory ep., I will squee over. Just please lord, no retcons. I've had enough of that shizzle!

This post has been edited by Orestes96: May 11, 2006 @ 12:49 am.

[Massena1]

Now, that Season 5 is over, I thought I'd look over the thread and see if we got some of the stuff we wanted. Turns out a good number of us did. I sorta got something on my wish list in Mercy when Chlarkex worked on a problem together which was pretty fantastic as I thought it would be. While I didn't get a Chlex kiss, I got a Chlex tussle and some really heated Chlex exchanges which is a lot more than Season 4 provided.

My Wishlist for Season 6

1) Chlois
2) Chois
3) Chlois
4) Chloe to get some action both as an investigative reporter and as a young woman.
5) Pete, Gabe, Chloe's mum, Lillian, Chad the Goth, Bart, Bittleman, Kaaahhhnnnn, Perry,Martha's dad, Kevin Grady and Kyle Tippett to show up on screen again.
6) Make Nois go away permanently
7) Let us see Lex's abs more. ;)

This post has been edited by Massena1: May 17, 2006 @ 6:13 pm.

[Cyb]

This is my shallow wishlist:

1. Give Martha a haircut. Seeing AOT in the upfront pics in the media thread just reminded me of how much I've hated Martha's hair lately. The shoulder length bob she used to have was great. Maybe something shorter with a bit of wave to it.

2. More bounce to Chloe's hair. I got my wish last year of seeing her with longer hair but sometimes they iron the life right out of it.

3. About two pounds less makeup on Lois if she has to be around at all.

4. Make Lana invisible for the entire season. Sure, she's pretty to look at, but I'd have to do a lot less ff'ing if she just weren't in scenes. Plus, it'd give KK more time to work on movies or whatever.

5. No more girly bangs or pseudo mullets for Clark. And burn the Horrible Red Jacket. Burn it, lock the ashes in a safe, dump the safe into a river. Then hurl the river into space. It must DIE.

[Chiriru]

I concour with Cyb's list. Get Clark a new horrible red jacket. :P

And I concour with Massena on:

1) Chlois
2) Chlois
3) Chlois
4) Chloe to get some action both as an investigative reporter and as a young woman.
5) Pete, Gabe, Chloe's mum, Lillian, Chad the Goth, Bart, Bittleman, Kaaahhhnnnn, Perry,Martha's dad, Kevin Grady and Kyle Tippett to show up on screen again.
6) Make Nois go away permanently

I personally can live without Lex's abs. Instead I add a shallow one of my own:

7) Give Tom Welling an Ab Roller.

This post has been edited by Chiriru: May 18, 2006 @ 6:35 pm.

[Dahak]

I wish that the kids had only spent 2 seasons in HS. If they were 14 (TW was like 23 for the first season) why the hell were they driving? Did killing off 20 or so Crows really make the show better?
Shit like how Lana runs a buisness while she is 16 wouldn't have come up. Lana's weird living situations also wouldn't raise so many questions. Pete moving would have been a sign of them growing up and moving on. Keep them all at the local junior or community college for 2 more years. Then they could use the wormhole back and forth the Metropolis for season 5.

[Bo deBovine]

My Wishlist:

1. Chlois
2. Chlois
3. Chlark
4. Helen
5. IF EDLois is THE Lois, please, a total revamp of the character.

5. No more girly bangs or pseudo mullets for Clark. And burn the Horrible Red Jacket. Burn it, lock the ashes in a safe, dump the safe into a river. Then hurl the river into space. It must DIE.

The jacket should trade its life for Clark's in the PZ.

If they were 14 (TW was like 23 for the first season) why the hell were they driving?

Okay, this I can excuse to an extent. I think there is a special license that teenagers under 16 can get if they live on a farm and as such have to drive in order to help run the family business. I could be wrong but I thought I remember hearing about that.

[DarkPriestess]

My wish for S6:

Shirtless Lex with a gun. Shallow, I know, but since a cohesive plot and character development is out of the question I will take what I can get.

[PepSinger]

Speaking of Lex and guns, I won't allow them to let Lex be shot in S6.

[Rala]

Speaking of Lex and guns, I won't allow them to let Lex be shot in S6.

No shit. Give the brother a bullet-proof vest already. Sheesh.

My wishlist for S6:

*ahem*

1. Chlark (at least, for one season, please! My girl needs some lovin'!)
2. New superpower. I love that Clark can light my cigarette in a strong wind, but I need something.
3. Less gratuitous boobage...and stuff. Come on! I don't need to see Lois working out!
4. A new DC character that doesn't involve water. No water!
5. Oh! And of course, no fucking Clana. None. Zilch. Nada. Back away from the Clana, Al. That's right. Nice and slow like.
6. Christ! How could I forget this one?: Please! Could we get some music up in this mofo that isn't on constant MTV rotation? How about some Sparklehorse, or PJ Harvey, or Wolfmother? You had Depeche Mode on there...How about some f'n Smiths?! Joseph Arthur?!

Sorry...Went a little off there. :)

This post has been edited by Rala: May 19, 2006 @ 12:47 am.

[RepairmanBob]

Shirtless Lex with a gun. Shallow, I know, but since a cohesive plot and character development is out of the question I will take what I can get.

Totally unacceptable, unless he is quickly tazered by a shirtless Chloe.

Tazering by a football jersey-wearing Chloe would also be acceptable.

This post has been edited by RepairmanBob: May 19, 2006 @ 12:17 am.