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[whojackie]

Wide Wide World of Web,

I am sorry to inform you that Josh is dead. We have been trying to plan a funeral for him but didn’t know who to invite. My name is Joy Darville/Hickey/Turner. I kidnapped Josh a while back but lets keep that between us. You’re cool right? Anyway, these names started poppin up and we found all this stuff on his computer so if you wanna come to a funeral we’re having for him, goddamn typing is a pain the ass, anyway, if you want to come to a funeral it’s gonna be next Saturday afternoon at three o’clock at that funeral home down by “Chubby’s U Rent Tools”. I don’t know the address but it’s the only funeral home in Camden and it’s owned by that guy with the mustache that looks like he didn’t wipe his face after drinking some chocolate milk. Just ask around. You’ll find it. If anyone messes with you tell 'em you know Joy and they'll let you alone.

By the way, I’m keeping this damn computer. Earl don’t want it and the kids may need it for school or to look at porn when they turn fourteen.

If any of you geeks knows how to get this thing to play Ms. Pac Man or let me watch videos of them hanging Saddam gimmie a shout on Dead Josh’s email: whojackie@gmail.com

Gotta go. Earl wants to see the fish again.

[sunshine]

Earl wants to see the fish again.

I bet he does. I'm going old school--Awesome, Totally Awesome!!!!


p.s. I Heart Jason Lee.

p.p.s. I Heart party scenes that take place in funeral homes with John Waters
running the show.

This post has been edited by sunshine: Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:01 am.

[sacoha]

whojackie you go girl! As Earl said, he doesn't know anything about them anyway!

I mean, to have come on yesterday and posted something that had been written and shot weeks/months ago, that would air today. Brilliant....and appreciated.

So completely appreciated. Nothing I can say here that hasn't already been said. Just yes, Glark, please, please a t-shirt!

[Cryndalae]

Whee! I am so road tripping to Camden! Well, if I had the gas money, or a working vehicle, dang. Anyone wanna car pool?

[eEagle]

The best part of an amazing TV night: Meta-Earl, especially great Office storytelling, Colbert on O'Reilly, O'Reilly on Colbert, Battle of the Builders on "American Chopper" - too much all at the same time, but worth it, big time!

Add the Scrubs Musical and the season premiere of Psych, you got a great week. :) Thanks whojackie, we owe you one. :)

[toonces]

Hey, Whojackie, wanna cyber some time? Trust me, you'll love it. :)

This post has been edited by toonces: Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:04 am.

[bookemdano]

Joy was just in our midst, y'all. Oh, snap!

[Clickie]

I shouted out loud and scared the crap out of my dogs. Bravo, MNIE!

This has been a totally redundant post merely to be part of History in the Making. Glark! If there is ever a NoN T-shirt, I'm totally buying it.

[whojackie]

I was just walking to the fridge to get an orange soda and I saw something come up on this new computer my wife brought home. It said:

Hey, Whojackie, wanna cyber some time? Trust me, you'll love it. :)

What the hell does that mean? "wanna cyber some time?". I hope that's not some kind of invitation to so some robot sexual things and whatnot to my wife. Trust me, you don't know who I am and what I am capable of.

Watch yourself,
Crabman - The husband of the woman who kidnapped the guy who died

[JessicaLovejoy]

Frankly, I think wide wide world of web is a much better name.

[Aludra]

This is killing me.

I was half-watching the show but when whojackie's weird meta-related television-without-pity-dot-com-agrees-with-me post came up I remembered reading the exact thing online this afternoon. I had to quickly check here to make sure I wasn't imagining things.

I love this show beyond all reason. And everyone involved in it. That was the trippiest television experience, ever. Surpasses AD levels of brilliance.

the kids may need it for school or to look at porn when they turn fourteen.

Heeee!

I second the desire for a t-shirt, and good call on the Mobius band, Glark.

This post has been edited by Aludra: Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:27 am.

[Cryndalae]

Aw, Crabman, it's not like ya could just reach your hand through that little screen there and throttle toonces. Just words on a screen man, just words on a screen. Kick back with your orange soda and join in the fun!

[Polter-Cow]

And that was probably the sweetest and least condescending portrayal of life lived on the internet that I've seen on TV.

It was wonderful because I sometimes wonder how all my online folk would find out about my eventual death and how they would react. I'm glad they portrayed having friends on the Internet as just as healthy and fulfilling as having friends in real life.

Also, that was the best TWoP shout-out ever. Wow. Well played, whojackie. Well played.

[firestarter]

I loved the online poker buddies sitting down together--to play online poker.

Bravo, whojackie, Bramlet and MonkeyKing. You rock.

[twilight_111]

The fact that MNIE put in quite a bit of effort for a short joke that an extremely small percentage of the viewing public would get, just makes me love it even more. It shows a program which thinks about and cares about its audience, and I'm just totally in love.