» 7th Heaven: There Is No God Options

[Amielou]

Just think if they had managed to get this renewed somehow on the heels of having filmed this dreck of a finale....

The whole six grandchildren on the way thing would've made the next season bad beyond our wildest nightmares.

It kind of hurts my head to think about it.

[VAHokies]

This is the first time I've seen the show since Wilson left the show. Why did I have to torture myself tonight?

[rightfielder21]

Did Brenda or the director tell Barry Watson to yell like Tom Cruise on Oprah's couch during the "everybody's having twins" scene or was that his own brilliant acting choice??

I don't think any of them were taking it seriously at that point...

I think was a possibly the worst SERIES finale in the history of television...

I still don't get it, why bring J.B. back for that? Is there really any reason she couldn't be with them in the final shot? That made no sense at all...

[WebRat]

man... what an ep.

Jessica Biel outranked almost everyone in the opening credits even though the snippets of her with her name pretty much summarized her whole appearance in the show.

How did Heather know where Lucy and Kevin lived? We were never even given any reason to believe that Matt knew.

So... 17-year-old Scottish kids can serve alcohol? Is that why he's Ruthie's "true love" (don't know where that idea came from). Oh well, as long as he doesn't serve any half-beers. That makes people evil.

Speaking of evil, it was nice to see that the camrents even fantasize about their daughter Mary being dumb as a box of rocks even though she was usually the smartest (she had really high grades until the basketball incident). And know they trace her evil streak back to not the basketball incident, but to the incest in the first episode.

So everyone who's married has twins now.... at the same time?!?? Remember the movie "Village of the damned".... They know what you're thinking... First Glenoak, then the world.

If I understand the cliffhanger correctly then Ruthie has damn good reason to be REALLY pissed at Simon.

[veritykindle85]

No fair! Sarah should be pregnant with a boy and a girl, because then they'd all have at least one of each. Yeah! Twins! W00t111! But then, this means the Camgrandkids will consist of 6 boys and 3 girls, meaning the boys are superior and totally outnumber the girls, which is just as Life intended.

Simon just cannot be the father of Sandy's baby. It doesn't make any sense -- he and Rose got engaged? or whatever last May, and Sandy and Martin slept together in June. It just...no.

Also, nice parents Mary's got there. And when did she manage to get in 4 years of college, assuming she's earning her bachelor's and not an associate's degree?

And color me disappointed that we never got a glimpse of the wedding cake, because I was really hoping for Grandma Jenny's Unchocolate Chocolate Cake. Or maybe some kind of Oreo tower, like the Krispy Kreme towers some brides are supposedly ordering these days.

Oh, yes, and Heather. Um, why? On a related note, when Lucy mentioned "what Matt did to Heather," was she supposed to be referring to Matt interrupting Heather's wedding, or to the failed elopement? Because the latter consisted of Heather leaving Matt at the altar.

This post has been edited by veritykindle85: May 8, 2006 @ 9:33 pm.

[Nikki528]

The pearls that Rose gave Lucy look like they came out of one of those quarter machines.

BH bitched out JB...damn shame, because I always liked Mary.

This post has been edited by Nikki528: May 8, 2006 @ 9:43 pm.

[redbirds]

First time watching since Mary left and then the one time Matt got married to have sex.

Since then I have turned off commercials cause the show was so bad.

Well this did not disappoint, it sucked more than I could imagine.

I can't believe they are still stuck on Mary the hell child. I can't believe RevCam is still nosy as always. I can't believe Matt got away but keeps coming back. I can't beleive I ever liked this show. I can't believe it was on for 10 years.

Anyway the 3 sets of twins was beyond dumb and the fat lady singing was beyond stupid.

This post has been edited by redbirds: May 8, 2006 @ 9:37 pm.

[VAHokies]

Just re-watching all of their reactions to the twins keeps making me laugh. It was so horrendous, it was funny.

[WebRat]

Anyway the 3 sets of twins was beyond dumb and the fat lady singing was beyond stupid.

I noticed that in the credits, there was a credit for "The Fat Lady" played by Catherine Anne Hayes.
I thought that was a very mean credit. Couldn't they have given her a name instead of referring to her as the fat lady?

I glance at her IMDB history (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0370934/) shows that a lot of her work has been for roles that aren't too flattering.

She should be nominated for an oscar. She's earned it with putting up with all this credit-bullying. :)

This post has been edited by WebRat: May 8, 2006 @ 9:42 pm.

[CookieChica]

Does anyone have any words for this episode? I mean... really. No show could ever go out worse. Tell me how it could be.

Just use nail polish remover.

This is my new saying.

The only thing that pisses me off more than the FUCKING RIDICULOUS twin "twist" is how wasted Jessica Biel was. I know they only had her for a day. So, um, how about choosing wisely Brenda?

Rose is officially the smartest person to ever appear on this show because she opted out of the family.

[Mystical]

7th heaven is finally over. What will I do with my Monday nights from now on? I started out watching the show genuinely interested but it quickly turned in to something akin to watching a car accident. By this I mean that no matter how awful it got, and it got pretty darn awful, I could not look away. It has given me some great laughs over the years and many times while I was watching I felt like killing myself so I wouldn't have to watch anymore. The best/worst? part of the years came during the "Red Socks" episode which was the musical episode. I watched in horror, occasionally making weird grunting noises, unable to comprehend that what I was watching was really happening. How could something so crappy stay on the air so long? I pondered this. Maybe it was because everyone else watched for kicks and to mock. However, most horribly, many people probably watched because they liked it. The season finale was incredibly terrible. Extremely fitting of the show itself. The daydreams, the treatment of Jessica Biel, the Sandy/Simon thing (although I knew it all along), Um-freakin-berto, the wedding/non-wedding occurring off-screen, the twins, twins, twins! It was all freakin' terrible. But it was how it had to be. Farewell 7th Heaven; you gave me much joy and much horror. I don't think I will ever feel this way about another show ever again.

[redbirds]

Couldn't they have given her a name instead of referring to her as the fat lady?

How bout...Wedding singer

[Cyb]

I caught the last couple minutes while waiting for Everwood to start. After seeing those ending shots where they shoe everyone as they are now and how they were ten years ago, I have to say... some of those kids did not grow up right.

Speaking of which, was Ruthie ever finally revealed to be a serial killer? Because every time I saw that kid with her dead, dead eyes I thought for sure it would turn out she killed everyone in her family.

This post has been edited by Cyb: May 8, 2006 @ 10:00 pm.

[revbrett]

It's done. I'm glad. Go away, Brenda.

[jhawksgirl]

Simon: I feel like I'm jumping to my death.
Yeah, um...if you say that on your wedding day, it's probably a good idea not to get married.

Ugh!!! God...could this episode have been any more goony? Complete with deaf girl delivering gifts. Fat lady singing. And, did anyone else not the irony of Happy being pregnant in the flashback.