» POLL: Phoebe's X-Mas List Options

[Demian]

Courtesy, once more, of the lovely and talented rikraq, with assists from the equally lovely and talented sailorwind, bloody_walker, and birdsonthebat, the latter of whom we are are still feeling very sorry for, because, you know, the Cardinals got FACED.

[trevorhay]

Had to be the cheeseburger, the rest can wait till next Christmas, without the cheeseburger I'm not sure she'll make it that long.

[ladyrott]

I went with dignity because Kern has stripped her (no pun intended!) of all that she once had.

[warped24]

A soul. That's all there is to say.

[Blue Plastic]

I went with "Nothing, because it's about giving, not receiving. [Snort. Snerk. Snicker. Hee.]" because PhoeMe is always learning a profound new lesson about how she should be willing to give up her own needs to save others and then she forgets it within a couple of episodes.

I don't think she *wants* the cheeseburger or the dignity, and the penicillin isn't enough to help her! She needs a lot more medications than that!

[DeathCabForUgly]

I voted for the cheeseburger. I don't think she's even noticed that both her soul and her dignity are long gone, so why would she want them back?

[valeriel]

I second that, DeathCabForUgly, but I voted for "giving not receiving" because she hasn't noticed she needs to eat either. And what she's got, penicillin is afarid of! Plus, only Feebs has the special talent of being able to "give," while "receiving" at the same time.

[DiePhoebeDie]

I would've voted for...

• a cheeseburger, if I didn't think she'd just barf it up afterwards, or
• penicillin, if I didn't think that by now she's contracted hundreds of resistant strains of mutant bacteria, what with between the rampant sexual encounters and the multiple visits to tattoo parlors, or
• dignity, but that would require her to wear actual clothing from time to time, so that's out too, so...

I'm left with either a soul or nothing.

Screw the bitch. I gave her nothing.

[birdsonthebat]

Gee, thanks for the sympathy D. Now we know how some fans feel when they lose or don't even have a chance year, after year, after year.

Penicillin of course, my answer. But DidPhoebeDie makes some good points.

Hee, when I did spell check it wanted to change DiePhoebeDie to disturbed.

This post has been edited by birdsonthebat: Nov 27, 2004 @ 3:38 pm.

[sailorwind]

I completely didn't remember contributing to this poll. When I saw my name, I had to go back and look up what I'd said. I then voted for cheeseburger, of course. And because I'm a nice person, I'm going to give her a side of fries to go with it.

[bloody_walker]

I went with penicilin. Maybe Phoebe wants it because part of the word sounds like, well, you'll know if you drop the "ilin".

Aww, Demian, thanks for including one of the choices I wrote at the polls thread

This post has been edited by bloody_walker: Nov 27, 2004 @ 8:33 pm.

[LisaJ]

I'm left with either a soul or nothing.

Screw the bitch. I gave her nothing.

Word. I gave her nothing too.

Too bad there isn't a choice of giving her a bullet though. ;)

[DebB]

Ever give someone a gift because it's something you want for them? I went with dignity, because that would give me the opportunity to see her fully dressed once in awhile.

[RubberDucky801]

Phoebe wouldn't want any of those things - they would require her to be intelligent, well-dressed (or dressed, period) and hungry, none of which she has appeared to be in the last four years.

So, she gets nothing.

[alexias]

Does the tapeworm get a vote?