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[Nutria]

I always enjoyed lurking in the Bachelor MadLibs thread, so I thought I'd start one here. This is my first time making up a madlib, so forgive me if it is crap! Here goes...

I need the following:

Time of day:
Verb:
Action verb:
Adverb:
Noun:
Body part:
Action verb:
Liquidy substance:
Article of clothing:
Adverb:
Body part:
Adjective:
Speaking verb:
Adverb:
Adjective:
Something Eva has done on the show:
Speaking verb:
Emotion:
Saying or phrase:
Verb:
A threat:

[grrlaction]

as you can see, i have very little to do at work. yay no responsibility. (boo no money).

Time of day: time to get ill
Verb: think
Action verb: stab
Adverb: greasily
Noun: crystal
Body part: five-head
Action verb: slap
Liquidy substance: soul glo
Article of clothing: fright wig
Adverb: squeakily
Body part: retina
Adjective: fierce
Speaking verb: whine
Adverb: handily
Adjective: hamster-like
Something Eva has done on the show: elbow-gate
Speaking verb: screech
Emotion: pity
Saying or phrase: "i'ma do me"
Verb: model
A threat: "you'll trade hair with amanda"

[Dunebuggy]

Here's my input:

Time of day: early morn'
Verb: tinkle
Action verb: jog
Adverb: mannishly
Noun: marzipan
Body part: big toe
Action verb: moonwalk
Liquidy substance: Designer Imposters perfume
Article of clothing: panties
Adverb: cheekily
Body part: intestine
Adjective: blonde
Speaking verb: whisper
Adverb: cutely
Adjective: egotistical
Something Eva has done on the show: comforted mAnn on the plane
Speaking verb: screech
Emotion: sanity
Saying or phrase: "I look like a platypus."
Verb: chew
A threat: "Bitch, I'll pour beer on your weave."

[Nutria]

Thanks so much to grrlaction and Dunebuggy for playing along with me!
Here are your madlibs:

grrlaction:

Later, when it is time to get ill, Eva is thinking in the hallway. Amanda stabs in and greasily says, "My crystals are missing." Eva's all, "What crystals?" Amanda rolls her five-head and starts to slap down the hallway just as Eva begins spraying Soul Glo on her fright wig. Squeakily, Amanda bumps into Eva's retina, which makes Eva very fierce. "Excuse you!" Eva whines. "You just bumped into me, you know that, right?"
"It was an accident," says Amanda handily.
"Don't be hamster-like just because I participated in Elbow-gate," screeches Eva.
"I'm not hamster-like because of that, but I have a right to feel pity because my crystals are missing!"
"Well, if you bump into someone," Eva says, "you should say 'I'ma do me.' That's the reason for that phrase."
"I don't feel like it," says Amanda.
"Alright, then," Eva models , "You'll trade hair with Amanda!"

Dunebuggy:

Later, in the early morn', Eva is tinkling in the hallway. Amanda jogs in and mannishly says, "My marzipans are missing." Eva's all, "What marzipans?" Amanda rolls her big toe and starts to moonwalk down the hallway just as Eva begins spraying Designer Imposters perfume on her panties. Cheekily, Amanda bumps into Eva's intestine, which makes Eva very blonde. "Excuse you!" Eva whispers. "You just bumped into me, you know that, right?"
"It was an accident," says Amanda cutely.
"Don't be egotistical just because I comforted mAnn on the plane," screeches Eva.
"I'm not egotistical because of that, but I have a right to feel sanity because my marzipans are missing!"
"Well, if you bump into someone," Eva says, "you should say 'I look like a platypus.' That's the reason for that phrase."
"I don't feel like it," says Amanda.
"Alright, then," Eva chews, "Bitch, I'll pour beer on your weave!"

[vicesick]

Yay! More!

[Senorito]

Eva begins spraying Designer Imposters perfume on her panties

It's funnny.....cause it's true!

[Nutria]

Alright, y'all. I only got a couple of responses for my last Madlib, but I like how they turned out, so now I'm doing another one! I need:

Adjective:
Adjective:
Body part:
Adjective:
Number:
Acronym:
Body part:
Adjective:
Verb:
Something you would call the girls on this show (for example, "famewhores"):
Adjective:
Verb:
Verb:
Adjective:
Verb:
Something wannabe models do when they can't get modeling jobs:

[Lone Pine]

Nutria, you're last one was soooo funny! Good job. I'm sorry I missed that one, so I'll try this version.

Adjective: pungent
Adjective: buttery
Body part: armpit
Adjective: slimy
Number: 13
Acronym: PLO
Body part: nip
Adjective: fried
Verb: snorting
Something you would call the girls on this show (for example, "famewhores"): wannabes
Adjective: fuzzy
Verb: popping
Verb: vomiting
Adjective: fat
Verb: squatting
Something wannabe models do when they can't get modeling jobs: pose for Hustler

[skagirl77]

Adjective: stinky
Adjective: freaky
Body part: toe
Adjective: sultry
Number: 9
Acronym: NRA
Body part: lip
Adjective: lush
Verb: wiggle
Something you would call the girls on this show (for example, "famewhores"): Dead-eyes
Adjective: foul
Verb: dance
Verb: exterminate
Adjective: ratty
Verb: sew
Something wannabe models do when they can't get modeling jobs: work at Walgreens (love you Shandi!)

This post has been edited by skagirl77: Oct 27, 2004 @ 5:33 pm.

[soymilk]

Hope it's not too late, Nutria.

Adjective: disease-ridden
Adjective: catty
Body part: kneecap
Adjective: lesbic
Number: 4.5
Acronym: BFF
Body part: belly button
Adjective: spooky
Verb: poke
Something you would call the girls on this show (for example, "famewhores"): Heathers
Adjective: wild
Verb: waltz
Verb: deep-throat
Adjective: smoky
Verb: neuter
Something wannabe models do when they can't get modeling jobs: break into the apparel manufacturing industry.

[Nutria]

Thanks to Lone Pine, skagirl77, and soymilk for your fabulous responses! Here are your madlibs:

Lone Pine

An Interview with Jennipher from the pungent UPN show America's Next Top Model:

Interviewer: Jennipher. You're looking very buttery this evening.

Jennipher: Why thank you.

I: First question. How did you feel before the makeover when you found out that the stylists would be cutting off your armpit?

J: I felt really slimy because it took me 13 years to grow it that long and I felt that my armpit was what really got people to notice me.

I: Something I think we all want to know: why did you write PLO on your nip? The judges seemed really fried when you flashed it to them during the challenge.

J: I was just trying to let my personality snort through because that's what I thought Tyra wanted.

I: Which of the wannabes in the suite did you get along with the least?

J: Whenever Ann and Eva were around each other, things got really fuzzy because Eva was always popping and Ann was always right behind her vomiting. Also, Kelle is an only child and isn't used to sharing, so she would get very fat whenever any of the other girls wanted to squat in the bathroom.

I: Thanks for your time, Jennipher. I'm sure we'll be seeing you pose for Hustler soon!

skagirl77:

An Interview with Jennipher from the stinky UPN show America's Next Top Model:

Interviewer: Jennipher. You're looking very freaky this evening.

Jennipher: Why thank you.

I: First question. How did you feel before the makeover when you found out that the stylists would be cutting off your toe?

J: I felt really sultry because it took me 9 years to grow it that long and I felt that my toe was what really got people to notice me.

I: Something I think we all want to know: why did you write NRA on your lip? The judges seemed really lush when you flashed it to them during the challenge.

J: I was just trying to let my personality wiggle through because that's what I thought Tyra wanted.

I: Which of the Dead-Eyes in the suite did you get along with the least?

J: Whenever Ann and Eva were around each other, things got really foul because Eva was always dancing and Ann was always right behind her exterminating. Also, Kelle is an only child and isn't used to sharing, so she would get very ratty whenever any of the other girls wanted to sew in the bathroom.

I: Thanks for your time, Jennipher. I'm sure we'll be seeing you working at Walgreen's soon!

soymilk:

An Interview with Jennipher from the disease-ridden UPN show America's Next Top Model:

Interviewer: Jennipher. You're looking very catty this evening.

Jennipher: Why thank you.

I: First question. How did you feel before the makeover when you found out that the stylists would be cutting off your kneecap?

J: I felt really lesbic because it took me 4.5 years to grow it that long and I felt that my kneecap was what really got people to notice me.

I: Something I think we all want to know: why did you write BFF on your belly button? The judges seemed really spooky when you flashed it to them during the challenge.

J: I was just trying to let my personality poke through because that's what I thought Tyra wanted.

I: Which of the Heathers in the suite did you get along with the least?

J: Whenever Ann and Eva were around each other, things got really wild because Eva was always waltzing and Ann was always right behind her deep-throating. Also, Kelle is an only child and isn't used to sharing, so she would get very smoky whenever any of the other girls wanted to neuter in the bathroom.

I: Thanks for your time, Jennipher. I'm sure we'll be seeing you breaking into the manufacturing industry soon!

[Lone Pine]

Ann was always right behind her deep-throating.

Ha ha ha! That got a big chuckle from me! Thanks for the hard work, Nutria! It's really too bad that Jennipher didn't write NRA or BFF on her ass.

[soymilk]

Yay Nutria! You're totally my maid of honor now!

Here's another:

adjective:
body part:
adjective:
noun:
verb:
plural noun:
noun:
adjective:
adjective:
adjective:
body part:
term of endearment:
noun:
verb:
noun:
food:

This post has been edited by soymilk: Nov 2, 2004 @ 2:59 pm.

[Lone Pine]

Thanks, soymilk! I didn't realize there was a new one or I would have posted before. You might want to let people know in the ep thread (if that's kosher) because this was at the bottom of the page.

Anyhow, here's my shot at it:

adjective: dusty
body part: crotch
adjective: moldy
noun: alien
verb: pole dancing
plural noun: eggshells
noun: cigarette
adjective: flaky
adjective: normal
adjective: bony
body part: ear lobe
term of endearment: pumpkin
noun: hammer
verb: suck
noun: PANTIES
food: whiskey

[soymilk]

Thanks for playing, Lone Pine! Yeah, I didn't know if it was kosher to talk about it in the episode forum, so I thought I would wait it out until somebody else posted in this thread, and well, I got tired of waiting I guess. I'll post your madlib on Monday along with anybody else's.