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[whitechocolate]

I missed the premiere due to 24 but after reading all the posts, I will stay up late to catch the repeat. From watching the preview, Chris Knight is the Dave Coulier of this season, the only sane one in the bunch. I also think that Chynna fills the Brigette Nielsen role, Da Brat has shades of Ryan Starr with her "I am in a house of weird people" attitude....previews for the season look really awesome.

My hope for this season is that it doesn't lose steam the way Season 3 did, I don't think it will because this cast is crazy and I mean it in the best way possible.

[crazy_girl]

Peter Brady is hella hella hot. Damn. I always had a crush on him when that show was on. Nice to know that 7 year old me had good taste.

I love crazy S&M Jane.

Chynna is bad bad bad.

I loved Adrienne on ANTM and I will love her on this show. She visited the boards for ANTM so I really hope she visits the boards for this show. I want the details about Peter Brady.

I can't believe Da Brat called Jane a hasbeen. A GoGo is never a hasbeen. Never. I've never heard of Da Brat before this show. She can bite me.

[Tackhead]

The blurring brigade is certainly going to earn its money this season. Seeing Mini-Me naked made me wish for a larger blur upon him. Much larger.

On the other hand, seeing Adrianne in the raw was much easier on the eyes. I doubt she took much persuading to do the sushi stunt.

"I wish I could get wood."--Chyna. As anyone who's read this (not work safe) review knows, you can get wood, "lady." Talk about desperate for attention, prancing around in a bikini drinking constantly. She's still a distant fourth in the female looks department on this thing.

Da Brat is well-named. Hopefully, she won't say much.

This post has been edited by Tackhead: Jan 9, 2005 @ 11:28 pm.

[countchocula]

When Peter Brady picked up drunk Mini Me, it reminded me of the creepy Satan-baby scene in "The Passion". Except Satan was Peter, who looks nice, and Mini Me was the Satan-baby, who was sleeping instead of grinning. Oo, it was creepy.

Also, Mini Me peeing in the corner was the funniest thing I've ever scene on a reality show. That, and when Brat commented, complete with finger gestures, on how she dint need to see his penis.

So far, this is my favorite Surreal Life season, but I somehow I don't have high hopes for the rest of the episodes.

[bobnoxious]

Peter Brady is hella hella hot.

True, true, true. I almost fell over at his hotness at the Brady Bunch reunion last year. Even Jenny McCarthy was seemed to be hitting on him. And he's 47...Yowza!!

Chynna is kind of scary. My little niece (now 7) used to worship her. That is also scary. I hope she never sees this show. Also, I thought it was bitchy of her to take Verne's room. Also, his moaning in the bed really icked me out.

A GoGo is never a hasbeen. Never. I never heard of Da Brat before this show. She can bite me.

Me too, I know Belinda Carlisle was the one who everyone thought was the cat's meow, but I always thought Jane was way beautifull...and still is. Oh, and Da Brat? Fuck off.

[TheSmell]

I thought that a few people this season didn't qualify as has beens. I also thought Verne was one of them but judging from the way he got all horny over Adrianne it seemed as if he never gets girls.


I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet but Chyna looks like the doll from Dollydearest.

[rennysgirl]

A GoGo is never a hasbeen. Never. I've never heard of Da Brat before this show. She can bite me.

Me too.

Me three. I'll just get in line then.

I am loving the show so far! My jaw almost hit the floor when Peter peeked out from behind the curtain shirtless. Damn. Every 47-year-old man should look that good. I think I may be jealous of Adrienne.

The whole first episode was great, then you see the preview of Da Brat making Jane cry. Bitch. BITCH! Did she really think that just becuase she wants to change everyone's views on "has beens" being on this show they magically changed the casting? Did she not see this show before? Her commentary is funny but I'm still mad at her for making Jane cry.

It was painful to hear Marcus try and make small talk with Peter about lifting while everyone was focused on Verne. It sounded really socially awkward.

[lonelyteardrop]

(The problem with being on Pacific Time is we join the party so late!)

What the fook is up with with The Thing called Da Brat? Never heard of It until this show & now It is bagging on HotBabyChris being old. Please, someone, drown It in the pool & leave Its remains dangling over the Hollywood Sign.

Chynna's a man. Really.

[riley605]

First of all, big flaming DITTOS to the hotness of Christopher Knight! Never would've pegged him for 47, looks way closer to 40. When I first read in US about Adrienne macking all over him, I was a little squicked, but now? I'd totally choose him over Calvin-guy!

Secondly, I truly hope I don't offend anyone and if I need to edit this post to remove the link, I'd be happy to, but for anyone who snickered at China's "wood" remark, and was perhaps intrigued by the earlier link to an article detailing her genitalia, you can see actual pics of said equipment on this video box at CDUniverse. Y'all, it's not just an enlarged female organ, it's totally a male part. Don't know what that means - intersexed, WAY too many steriods, or what - but perhaps this explains her constant references in the 1st episode about how very "girlie" she is. Not.


http://www.cduniverse.com/images.asp?cart=...5198&image=back

With Johnnie, kinky Jane, hot Chris and naked models, this season of Surreal Life should totally RULE!!

[SendNoMoney]

I'm not sure if I like the addition of a has-been cabbie to the series. It was kind of cool to see Kathy Griffin as the cab driver, but it was also kind of pointless, as she didn't really add anything. I'd prefer for the focus to remain on the houseguests, without too many C and D-list celeb cameos.

[librarian95]

I am sooooooo reliving my 70's crush right now!!!
Lovin' me some Peter Brady!! David Cassady was my other crush but he ain't aged well.

This season is gonna rock!!!

[lonelyteardrop]

Y'all, it's not just an enlarged female organ, it's totally a male part. Don't know what that means - intersexed, WAY too many steriods, or what . . .

I think your guess of steroid overload is accurate, riley605. Isn't that the steroid irony: that women grow some serious equipment & mens' shrivel up & lose function?

[Ellegado]

I didn't watch much of Seasons 1 and 3 but like 2, at least in the beginning it's making me it's jailhouse bitch again. Just give me an angry drunken dwarf alone and I would have been satisfied but give me the good Go-Go and the first top model and I'm there every week. Plus I can laugh at Chyna some more and for a wrestling fan there is few things as fun as every opportunity to laugh at Chyna.

Edited to add because I'm lazy a small question. Do you think Jimmy Kimmel is watching this and smiling with glee? Because if you have seen some of his endeavors, Jimmy loves the people of wee size.

This post has been edited by Ellegado: Jan 10, 2005 @ 12:38 am.

[Beelzebubba]

That Adrienne bitch better keep her hands off my Brady, goddamn it! I saw him first, I'm way older than her. Sure, the hot chicks get the hot Bradys - go figure.

The Verne naked and pissing in the corner was equally uncomfortable and hilarious. He really was blind drunk. Despite her future fucktardedness, I'll give her some credit tonight for gently telling Verne, "That's not the restroom, Baby." And then immediately running for Chris.

Tonight's going to be one of those nights when I'm laying in bed just about asleep and suddenly the image of Chris with a fugly green curtain plopped on his head will come back and I'll get the giggles.

[BitchySmurf]

Last season I thought there was a lack of comraderie in the house. Flav and Bridget brought the crazy but everything else was sort of lacking. I like this season much better already.

Chris is totally the Erik Estrada of this season. He makes peace and brings everyone together. And that's what you need with such crazies.

Chyna and Verne scare me. I'll watch just to see what they do next. I do not want to see anymore peeing though. That totally freaked me out. I do not deal well with drunk people in person or on tv.

I love Chris, Jane and Adrianne. They all seem so cool. Of course I'm biased because I was a huge ANTM fan and will forever love Adrianne for "Goodnight, slutho." And in the clips of Adrianne falling in love with Chris it looked so cute! When I first heard they were dating I thought it was creepy but after watching them I don't think so anymore.

Da Brat is annoying. No she did not call Jane a hasbeen. I cannot deal with that. Maybe Chyna will put the smackdown on her.