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[tis me Tania]

Oh man...Gitte in the supermarket. The shopping cart looked more like a baby carriage on her hands! The Japanese ladies looking at her like she was absolutely crazy was hysterical...she may missing some nuts and bolts, but Gitte's bluntness to everything is admirable.

[First Kennebec]

Forget the "Lost" show...was I imagining things or did I see a preview of Adrienne macking on Peter Brady in the back of a limo??

Oh, and also not to forget the lost show :p, but I had no idea they were having another lost clip show, so when I caught the last 3/4's of the show yesterday I thought I must have been drunk while watching the first clip show because I didn't remember anything. Then I turned the "guide" on my cable & saw that it was in fact new. Could they not have just a couple more regular episodes to the season? Geez!

[skagirl77]

First Kennebec your imagination is not going wild but apparently Adrianne has ... going to be a good season.

[Ananayel]

I finally caught this in the middle of the night--thanks to a) the phone and b) farkin' Big in '04, which ran 15 minutes over.

I think they should have worked more non-contrived cast interaction into each episode, even if it meant a couple more episodes. For crying out loud, the grocery shopping and brownie adventure each got most of an episode in previous seasons. This year's looked choppy and uninspiring because they had to hack it down to fit into a "moment." Though, now that I think about it, they should have stayed right at the level they had of Gitte/Flav macking. Could have definitely done without the puppy snot, but it was funny how Dave just said "Puppy" when the vet asked its name.

I'm not too mad at Charo for the sex thing. I mean, who knows what Gitte had been going around asking people, or flaunting in front of them because she's European. And Charo's European too, so maybe she just wants to dish it out but not really take it. I mean, she thwapped Flav in the face within an hour or so of meeting him.

Okay, okay, I'll give season four a shot, based solely on the previews.

[skittishkitten]

Well, they finally gave us the shopping trip and the brownie trip in the lost moments, but is it me or were they very anticlimactic?

Not just you. I was kinda dissapointed. Maybe it was because I was expecting too much? Maybe it would have been better if I would have seen it during the season? I don't know. Anyhow, didn't they visit that same guy the SL2 cast visited? The one who didn't know who Vanilla Ice was?

I loved Gitte's reaction to Charo's "Flavor Flake". Her expression was all, "Ex-squeeze me, but my man's name ain't no Flavor Flake. It's Flav. Get it right, bitch, or suffer the wrath of the Amazon".

I'm sorta evil, but I really was hoping that the washing machine would injure Jordan somehow.

[First Kennebec]

I'm sorta evil, but I really was hoping that the washing machine would injure Jordan somehow

HEE! Yeah, but look how he acts now and he is only apparently afraid of people. Could you imagine what an asshat he would be if he were afraid of major appliances too??

[Ashleigh's Mom]

I loved Gitte's reaction to Charo's "Flavor Flake". Her expression was all, "Ex-squeeze me, but my man's name ain't no Flavor Flake. It's Flav. Get it right, bitch, or suffer the wrath of the Amazon".

heeee

Hey Jordan, when the washer shakes like that - open the cover and rearrange the clothes inside. Honestly, these people can't handle going grocery shopping and doing laundry?

[DMike]

I was originally going to give Season 4 a chance until this morning. A friend sent me an email with a real review of a real porn movie starring one of the new cast members. The title: "One Night In China."

Yes, her. And that X-Pac guy. Made. A. Porno.

I think I'm officially going to be sick. Anyone recommend a good eyebleaching product?

[squirrleyQ]

That's old news. She announced it on Stern a few months ago. I don't see what the big deal is. Heck would anyone even care about Paris Hilton if it hadn't been for her porn movie? By the way isn't her fifteen minutes up already?

[wordjunkie]

I don't know if it's true, but she seems like she is on something (in that Anna Nicole Smith kind of way). I could be wrong. She might have been drunk when I met her but something ain't right with that woman. Also, she was really skinny. She use to be built and muscular, even after she left the WWF/E but now she's tiny.

Thanks for posting the pic, Tenn. Maybe ex-Chynna is going through withdrawal from the steroids? Could explain the loss of all that bulk.

[HiImOates]

Thanks for posting the pic, Tenn. Maybe ex-Chynna is going through withdrawal from the steroids? Could explain the loss of all that bulk.

I used to watch wrestling with my neighbors back in college, and right before she did her Playboy shoot, she stopped working out so much and lost a lot of the bulk. She said she wanted to look more feminine for the shoot, and shortly after, stopped wrestling. She also dated Triple H at one point before he cheated on her with Stephanie McMahon (Vince's daughter - Vince owns the WWE for people not familiar with it) before she moved on to X Pac. I'm kind of ashamed that I know that much about it.

[Major Misfit]

Yes, her. And that X-Pac guy. Made. A. Porno.

Oh, god. Gossiplist.com had a link to a review of the porno; it's here. (Note: Not work safe.) The descriptions of her "anatomical anomolies" scared me.

I still think she's a dude.

[Kaboom]

Honestly, these people can't handle going grocery shopping and doing laundry?

Hee! I finally got to see Lost Moments and I gotta admit, watching Charo build the Tower of Groceries on the kitchen table cracked me up. That woman's one liners are classic! Asking Flav if he was writing his life story on her boob instead of just his autograph was hilarious.

And Jordan and Ryan still need to shut up. :-)

[tonkacat]

Jordan Knight's website states TSL3 will be out on dvd before Christmas. I couldn't find that information anywhere else so it may not be true.

[ubi]

I see they have the next season's cast lined up already. Mmm, Marcus Schenkenberg...